11/23/2023 0 Comments Junior remind me to slap your mamaJustice: Do what I say you pile a' monkey nuts!Ĭledus Snow: Hey Bandit. Gotta have a new car to block for the truck.īuford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.īandit: New car. Justice: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice: This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags.īuford T. Bandit's ass around the moon by now.īuford T. Justice: If they'd a cremated the sum-bitch. Junior: Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he?īuford T. Justice: You som'bitches couldn't close an umbrella! Justice: I'm gonna barbeque yo' ass in molasses!Īlabama State Trooper: Did you see that? They went right through our roadblock!īuford T. Justice: Put the *evidence* in the *car*!īuford T. Justice: Put the evidence in the car.īuford T. Justice: I saw that, you sombitch! You did that on purpose! You're going away till you're gray! I got the evidence!īuford T. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouthīuford T. Justice: There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins.
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